Temporary Autonomus Zone communiqué No. 3
The Temporary Autonomous Zone continues to resist. In face of the opposition, we only grow stronger. We have taken new measures to protect our territory against the unwarranted thefts that occurred yesterday. Since the vegan cupcakes have come under attack, we are obliged to take precautionary measures to protect and serve the vegan TAZ. We ask our supporters to please fill out the following brief questionnaire to gain access to the vegan cupcakes:
Questionnnarie: (please cross out the phrases that do not apply)
1. Me, I’m vegan.
2. You, you yourself ain’t vegan.
3. Meat is still murder, dairy is still rape.
4. And freedom can only be achieved through the dictatorship of the vegan proletariat.